Generic Drugs

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic

name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of

Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call

Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful

consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced

that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also

considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of

course, Ibepokin.

 

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in

liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to

literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this

a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",

"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will

market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

 

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast

implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that

by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and

huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five

fewer people laughing in the world.