My First Day

On my first day, the I dialled the agency kitchen and shouted into the
phone:
"Get me a F*#KING cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're
talking to?"

"No." I replied.

"It's your Creative Director, you idiot!"

I shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F*#KING talking to, you F*#KING
idiot?"
"No!" he replied indignantly.

"Thank F*#K for that!"