Jewish Sex

An older Jewish gentleman married a much younger woman. They soon discovered that no matter what he did sexually, the wife never achieved orgasm. Since a man's wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decided
to ask the rabbi for help. The rabbi listened to their story, stroked his beard, & said, "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize & Should bring n an orgasm."

They went home & followed the rabbi's advice. They hired a handsome young man & he waved a towel over them as they made love. It didn't help & she was still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they went back to the rabbi. "Okay," he said to the husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife & YOU wave the towel over them."

Once again, they followed the rabbi's advice. The young man got into bed with the wife the husband waved the towel. The young man went to work with great enthusiasm & the wife soon had an enormous, room-shaking, ear splitting, screaming orgasm. The husband smiled, looked at the young man & said to him, triumphantly, "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!".