Clubbing Comments - What They Really Mean

1. The crowd was really snobby (I  was the ugliest person there)

2. The crowd was really bad (I was the  best looking person there)

3. The International DJ was really rocking  hard (I took 4 pills)

4. The warm-up DJ rocked (We dropped our pills  too early)

5. Actually the DJ really sucked (No-one could get  pills)

6. The music was really dark and dubby (so we took acid  instead)

7. The place was full of glams (I got very drunk)

8. I  met this girl/boy and we just really connected (we were both speeding
off  our dials)

9. You know I think s/he's the one (after the speed we took  2 pills each)

10.I couldn't believe it we chatted until midday (and  then we found more
speed)

11.I'm going to ask her/him to marry me  (that speed just bought my pills
back on)

12.Yeah all bouncers suck  (I'm too ugly to get in anywhere)

13.But that barman's a good guy (we  did coke once)

14.Yeah he's a top guy, straight up (a lot of  coke)

15.I always tip him (he paid for it too)

16.The chicks  were stuck up (I went home alone)

17.I wasn't really able to mingle  with the crowd (took a K bomb)

18.I could do with a red bull (Can't get  on to any speed)

19.I can't believe the price of drinks here! (I'm  having a drug free
weekend)

20.I had a great night (I don't remember  a thing)

21.I'm a little buggered and probably shouldn't go out (I  haven't slept in
5
days)

22.I'm feeling a little tired (Got any  chemicals?)